https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/Recent content in Fiction etc. on Beaucoup BokuHugoenIvan AndrusSat, 06 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/lecso/Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/lecso/<aside> <p>This won’t make sense to you unless you are familiar with the New Testament in Spanish and know enough Hungarian to know what lecsó is. Even then it won’t be as funny to you as it is to me.</p> </aside> <p>A Jesús no le gustan los tomates, ni tampoco los chiles.</p>https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/bummy-bum/Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/bummy-bum/<aside> <p>This bedtime story made my daughter laugh, so she wanted me to write it down.</p> </aside> <p>Once upon a time there was a bummy bum. And this bummy bum was attached to a short tall man. He was not the shortest tall man, but he was close. One day this short tall man decided to go for a walk and he took his bummy bum with him.</p>https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/my-time-in-chult/Wed, 25 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/my-time-in-chult/<aside> <p>These are my write-ups from a D&amp;D campaign. If we wrote up an in-character recap, the DM would give us inspiration. I think Thergood is the character I’ve most enjoyed playing because I did all these.</p> <p>I’m sure there are times in which I didn’t do a write-up. I have <strong>not</strong> gone back to clean things up, so don’t be too surprised if you get part way through the adventure and find that one of the sessions only consists of notes.</p>https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/jacqueline-and-lonnie/Sat, 01 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/jacqueline-and-lonnie/<aside> <p>This is a novella I wrote for NaNoWriMo 2014. I then read it to my kids and they didn’t die from boredom, so at least it’s not lethal to small children. It <em>does</em> contain passages known to the state of California to cause cancer, so read at your own risk.</p>https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/christmas-delinquent/Sat, 25 Dec 1993 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/fiction/christmas-delinquent/<aside> <p>I wrote this in high school and it won a local Christmas story contest.</p> </aside> <p>
The story you are about to read is true.
The name has been withheld to protect the juvenile delinquent.</p> <p>Our story begins a few weeks before Christmas in a suburban mobile home. Our young kindergarten delinquent was up and about, while his family was ‘nestled all snug in their beds’. If we were to enter the criminal’s mind at this point, we would find he was torn between his parents’ trust in his honesty, and his burning desire to know what was inside his presents. They had been pleading with him from under the Christmas tree for nearly a week! He couldn’t stand it any more. “I’ll regret it, if anyone finds out. But if I hide it well… I can use tape to make it look unopened…”</p>