https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/Recent content in Posts on Beaucoup BokuHugoenIvan AndrusSat, 01 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/Sat, 01 Nov 2014 00:00:00 +0000https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/<div class="ox-hugo-toc toc has-section-numbers"> <div class="heading">Table of Contents</div> <ul> <li><span class="section-num">1</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#the-implausible-adventures-of-jacqueline-and-lonnie">The Implausible Adventures of Jacqueline and Lonnie</a> <ul> <li><span class="section-num">1.1</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-dreadful-day-and-x2013-trudging-up-stairs">A Dreadful Day – trudging up stairs</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.2</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-crowded-house">A Crowded House</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.3</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-meeting-of-cousins">A Meeting of Cousins</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.4</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#an-unexpected-find-and-x2013-jacqueline-is-missing">An Unexpected Find – Jacqueline is missing</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.5</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-vicious-encounter-and-x2013-tree-and-portal">A Vicious Encounter – tree &amp; portal</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.6</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-bizarre-interrogation">A Bizarre Interrogation</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.7</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-miraculous-healing-and-x2013-lonnie-healed-by-centaurs">A Miraculous Healing – Lonnie healed by centaurs</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.8</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-desperate-plan-and-x2013-talk-w-centaurs-about-how-to-kill-gleed">A Desperate Plan – talk w/centaurs about how to kill Gleed</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.9</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#an-unforeseen-complication-and-x2013-gleed">An Unforeseen Complication – Gleed</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.10</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-haunting-dream">A Haunting Dream</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.11</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-deepening-mystery-and-x2013-triangle-portal">A Deepening Mystery – triangle portal</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.12</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-discovery-and-a-decision-and-x2013-portal-is-a-map-and-northern-centaurs-all-have-horns">A Discovery and a Decision – portal is a map &amp; northern centaurs all have horns</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.13</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-journey-commences-and-x2013-crossing-the-river">A Journey Commences – crossing the river</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.14</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-wildlife-encounter-and-x2013-wolves">A Wildlife Encounter – wolves</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.15</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#the-laughing-manticore-and-x2013-manticore">The Laughing Manticore – manticore</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.16</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-debilitating-illness-and-x2013-ice-fishing">A Debilitating Illness – ice fishing</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.17</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-serendipitous-discovery-and-x2013-blood-on-portal">A Serendipitous Discovery – blood on portal</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.18</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-beautiful-sight">A Beautiful Sight</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.19</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-secret-door-and-x2013-door-in-the-mountains">A Secret Door – door in the mountains</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.20</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-tragic-death-and-x2013-balis-dead">A Tragic Death – Balis dead</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.21</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#an-unraveling-mystery-and-x2013-studying-portal-w-ipotane">An Unraveling Mystery – studying portal w/Ipotane</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.22</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#an-open-book-and-x2013-reading-portal-in-moonlight">An Open Book – reading portal in moonlight</a></li> <li><span class="section-num">1.23</span> <a href="https://gvol.gitlab.io/posts/nanowrimo2014/#a-triumphant-return-and-x2013-field-of-carnations">A Triumphant Return – field of carnations</a></li> </ul> </li> </ul> </div> <!--endtoc--> <h2 id="the-implausible-adventures-of-jacqueline-and-lonnie"><span class="section-num">1</span> The Implausible Adventures of Jacqueline and Lonnie</h2> <aside> <p>This is a novella I wrote for NaNoWriMo 2014. I then read it to my kids and they didn’t die from boredom, so at least it’s not lethal to small children. It <em>does</em> contain passages known to the state of California to cause cancer, so read at your own risk.</p>