Historians recently found evidence that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again because they were using an old sacrament meeting program as their guide. Luckily for you, I’ve included this week’s program in this email so you will always be able to put eggs back together1.

  1. Results may vary, void where prohibited, past performance is not a guarantee of future results. ↩︎