We continue our “Science of Sacrament Program” series with an installment on the Krebs Cycle (Koalas Rarely Eat Bread for Sacrament) of sacrament programs (KCoSP). One of the main purposes of Krebs cycle is to produce ATP (Audience Testimony Programs). These special programs can only be produced roughly once a month, and are usually accompanied by FAST (Friendly Audience Sharing of Testimonies). The other 3 or 4 weeks of the month, the Krebs cycle creates biproducts like CO2 (Common Oration by 2 people) and NADH (Not Another Dry Homily). The primary inputs to the cycle are O2 (Optimal Organization) and glucose (Graciously Letting Ululating Children Outside to Stay Entertained).

Let’s all take some time to be grateful for the wonders of our world which science continues to help us understand.