There are, depending on who you talk to, either 7 or 8 unwritten rules of reading sacrament programs. Here they are:

Some people combine rule 8 in with rule 2, but I think you’ll agree that it deserves to be called out separately. Make sure you follow rule 3 especially, since the consequences are only funny when it happens to someone else. If you still want to try it, please get someone to video it and share it with me.