In honor of January 21st, National Sacrament Program Mental Health Awareness day, I’m going to share some common afflictions of Sacrament Programs and the signs you should watch out for. Many people mistakenly believe that the behavior of Sacrament Programs is caused by their owners. In actuality, they exert a psycho-spiritual influence over their owners, causing them to exhibit the desired behavior. Scientists hypothesize this happens even before ownership is established, causing people to choose a sacrament program with similar temperament.

  • Depression is by far the most common mental illness of Sacrament Programs. The most common behavior is not moving, not being checked for information. Sometimes they go so far as to stuff themselves between people’s scriptures to avoid having to move.
  • Anxiety is usually manifested by crumpling itself into a ball and, in extreme cases, even being thrown away.
  • ADHD is characterized by constant movement, and especially folding (or scrolling in the case of electronic programs). Paper airplanes and fans are common symptoms.
  • Bipolar disorder is often confused for depression or ADHD depending on which phase a Sacrament Program is experiencing when diagnosed. Special care must be taken to support the needs of such programs.

There are many other problems that Sacrament Programs can face. For example, the Autism Spectrum is not well understood in Sacrament Programs. Please pay close attention to your programs and give them the support they need. Don’t hesitate to contact a professional.