The United States government has changed clocks across the country, but in order for the time change to truly be effective, we must ensure that the time stored in sacraments programs remains in them. The most effective way of doing this is to crumple your sacrament program thoroughly. This traps the time inside and prevents it from leaking out the edges.

During a normal week there is a balance of people who wrinkle, people who fold, and people who do nothing to their sacrament programs. This allows a normal amount of stored time to be returned to the universe. But since we have to store up an entire hour today, it’s imperative that everyone crumple their Sacrament programs.