I just learned some disturbing news. Apparently, the emails that I send with the Sacrament Programs change as soon as Sacrament Meeting actually starts. Before the Sacrament Meeting they contain lists of winning lottery numbers, but afterwards they turn into barely comprehensible gibberish. The sort of thing you would expect from a toddler who had read The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and thought, “Hey, I can be funny too.”

It makes me sad that I wasted all that time trying to help this neighborhood economically, just because no-one read the emails before the start of Sacrament Meeting. Oh well. It does explain why I haven’t seen any yachts in the neighborhood.

Today’s lottery numbers are 3, 7, 42, 616, π, and √6.