Speaking of elephants… We say an elephant never forgets but, in fact, they must work very hard to remember things. Naturally, elephants are one of the most forgetful of all God’s creatures. The primary way in which they improve their memory is by memorizing Sacrament Programs. They start by memorizing the program for the current day then, as they improve, they remember for a few days, then a week, until finally the best elephants can remember Sacrament Programs from years ago, they can tell you when different announcements were added or removed, when typos were introduced and fixed, etc. Every time an elephant dies Sacrament Program historians mourn the loss of invaluable information since physical sacrament programs often do not survive the harsh conditions of the jungle.

So, if you want to have a better memory, start practicing today by memorizing the sacrament program.