Summer is a time of heat, and therefore a great time for ice cream. Unfortunately, with the waffle cone shortage throughout the western United States, that’s become tricky. Sure, you could get your ice cream in cheap cone like a pleb, or in a bowl like a cretin, but you’d rather have it in a waffle cone. I don’t blame you. The good news is, that you can just use the original ice cream receptacle: the Sacrament Program Cone. It’s easy and cheap. Simply roll your sacrament program into a cone and say the magic words (I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream) and, if you have enough faith, the edges of the program will seal together, and it will slowly metamorphose from paper into a waffle cone. I’ve even heard that enough faith will cause it to be chocolate dipped. Be sure to plan ahead though, because if your faith is like mine, it can take over half an hour for the transformation to complete. And nobody wants to eat ice cream in a soggy piece of paper.