Alternate uses for sacrament programs #85.

Take 5 old sacrament programs without tears or holes. Place them all together and soak in sacramental fluid (water is fine, but wine gives a beautiful deep red color). Use bread to soak up any excess fluid. Let dry in the sun for 3 days. The programs will have become hard and waterproof, making an excellent roofing material. While still wet they can be shaped flat, as is popular in northern climes, or undulating, as seen in Mediterranean roof tiles. Make sure to shape and cut to size before drying completes because they will be too hard to cut afterwards.