Intellectual Reserve Inc. is proud to announce a new musical by Andrew Lloyd Miranda: Sacrament Programs. Sacrament Programs tells the confusing story of a rag-tag band of orphans trying to make it on the streets of New York City by selling Sacrament Programs. The wicked witch of the west then comes to fight the carnivorous plant that is stopping Simba from paying his rent or buying any hairspray. Well, never mind the plot, it’s merely an excuse to bring you the following songs which are sure to be instant classics:

  • Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Sacrament Program
  • Suddenly Sacrament Program
  • The Music of the Night without a Sacrament Program
  • Saturday’s Sacrament Program
  • If I were a Rich Sacrament Program
  • Alexander Hamilment Program
  • And many more!