Remember, Sacrament Programs are the zucchini of printed material. There are always enough for everyone to have what they want, and more. Moreover, they take on the flavor of what they are “cooked” with. You can put them into a rich, sweet, moist, sacrament meeting bread where they can provide needed depth to otherwise saccharine experiences. You can put them in a hearty sacrament program lasagne where they perfectly reflect the savory nature of the dish. Or, you can just fry them up plain with some salt-of-the-Earth and enjoy a light, delicious paper snack.

In light of these many similarities, I propose we start calling them Zucchriment Programs.