One great thing about working in the Sacrament Program Industrial Complex is that you never have to worry about what you’ll say. In fact, quite the opposite. You have more ideas that you can ever hope to remember.

To wit, there is a well known phenomenon in which defensive football players who work as Sacrament Programmers cannot concentrate on the game, and instead will sit down on the middle of the field and start writing with whatever is available. It has caused both the Denver Broncos and the Miami Dolphins to lose the SuperBowl. It’s called Blocker’s Write and is the main reason the NFL is considering penalties for players who are members of the Church of Latter-day Saints.