If your car won’t start after a church meeting, and you don’t have jumping cables in your car (which you should), there is one weird trick that you can use to get it started. Simply take your sacrament program (it’s important that it be for the current week and for your own ward), and fold it in half length-wise. Fold it again and again until it’s is about half an inch wide. Then touch one end the positive terminal of your car’s battery, and the other end to the body of your car (ground). The energy stored in the sacrament program will be enough for you to jump start your car. Unfortunately, the power is not limitless and will only give you two or three tries before the power is completely dissipated. That’s why I always take two or three sacrament programs if I suspect I might have car trouble.