Today, we take calls from guests. Hello, “Slimy in Seattle”, you’re on the air.

Hi all, I’m very glad you took my call. I love sacrament meetings… and all the programs too. Uh, they are very… programmy. And stuff.

What I would really like to talk about today is an amazing opportunity that’s only available to people like you. Have you ever wanted to run your own business, but felt scared because the Whiteds are so much better business people than you? Well, I’m sharing an opportunity with you today that will allow you in on the ground floor of your own business and all you have to do is sell this wonderful church cleaning product, Sacrament-be-gone. It practically sells itsel…

We apologize, those responsible for screening the calls have been sacked and replaced by Ollie the Wonder Llama.