Winter uses of Sacrament Programs:

Window scraper. Sharpen one edge of the sacrament program to a point (be careful not to sharpen too much—sacrament programs can become sharper than obsidian) and use it to scrape the ice off your windshield.

Emergency chains. If you are stuck in the snow without chains, you can take a number of sacrament programs, tear them into triangular pieces and position them in the tread of your tires to give extra traction.

Emergency Blanket. If you find yourself having to sleep outside in the cold, simply place one sacrament program above you and another below you. They will act as blankets keeping your warmth (and spirit) in your body.

Avalanche straw. When buried deep in the snow of an avalanche, roll the sacrament program into a straw the long way. Point it upwards (if you know which way is up). Pretend to play it like a recorder and say a little prayer. It will elongate until it reaches the air. Then you can breathe through the straw. Moreover, the end will flash with a red, strobe-like light to help rescuers find you.

Self-cleaning handkerchief. The less said about this the better.