If you have wondered what it’s like to eat a sacrament program, this is a good week to try it. Normally, after chewing a sacrament program for some time it will turn into a sort of white mush. Nourishing in certain ways, but less tasty than oatmeal sweetened with lead. This week, because of the time change due to daylight savings time, the sacrament program has extra compression on it (168 hours worth of content compressed into 167 hours). Therefore, it will spring back more than usual when chewing. It becomes, not a tasteless mush but a tasteless wad of gum, which is roughly the same as any gum after a few moments of chewing. I should note, however, that this seems to only happen for people over 18 years old so, kids… don’t try this at home!