The first presidency released a new publication last week entitled The Spirit: A Proclamation to the World in which they revealed that the language of the spirit is, and always has been, interpretive dance. In celebration of this proclamation, and in anticipation that soon all sacrament programs will be published in interpretive dance, I will translate today’s sacrament program into interpretive dance:

Box step, Chassé, Allemande Left.

Head roll, Heel turn, Do-si-do, Running man.

Inside turn, Outside turn, Moonwalk, Inside turn.

Lock step, Lock step, Natural turn, Lock step, Lock step, The Worm.

Pirouette, Sprinkler, Chicken Wing, Flop around on the floor for 30 seconds.

Shorty George, Kick, Shorty George, Flip, Suzie Q, Rondé, Peter Pan Leap.

Double reverse spin, Reverse turn, Single reverse spin, Triple axel, Apple Jacks.

Gancho, Grapevine, Body roll, Enchufla, Feather step, Body Wave.

The Robot, Floss, Hokie Pokie.

And that’s what it’s all about!