You may have heard the Anthony Lisle quote, “The greatest value of an object lies not in its possession, but anticipation; and the covetousness of all things far exceeds their true worth.” That quote is why Anthony is known as the godfather of Sacrament Programs. He was the first person to distill and crystalize anticipation and formed it into the Sacrament Program. Therefore, the Sacrament Program is actually more valuable than the Sacrament Meeting which it describes.

In fact, new research has found that every time you look at the Sacrament Program to see what comes next, you get a little hit of dopamine, similar to the effect of cocaine. Rats will become addicted to gnawing on Sacrament Programs, even to the exclusion of listening to the actual Sacrament speakers!

Please enjoy in moderation.