Crafting an artisanal Sacrament Program is a labor of love—and endurance. Each portion of the program must be discussed in a meeting taking no less than 5 person-hours. If less time is taken the announcements and speakers slide around on the page until they are out of order and chaos reigns. Then each program must be hand calligraphed by a master calligrapher. They must use 5 oz. of pure India ink and spend no less than 50 hours making sure that everything is beautiful. If less ink is used, the program will fade. If less time is spent on calligraphy, the letters will smudge. At least 50 copies must be made or the papers themselves will fade away—first turning into tissue paper and then disappearing entirely. When the copies of the sacrament program are made, a single cartridge of toner (or magenta ink) will last no more than 5 weeks worth of Sacrament Programs before it becomes low and starts failing. Finally, at least 5 young women must hand out the programs to members of the ward or the programs will burst into flames after the sacrament.