Sacramentalis Chapter 1

  1. In the beginning God created the sacrament and the meeting.

  2. And the meeting was without form and void, and darkness was upon the faces of the people. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the congregants.

  3. And God said, Let there be Sacrament Program: and there was Sacrament Program.

  4. And God saw the Sacrament Program and saw that it was good: and God divided the Sacrament Program from the Sacrament Meeting.

  5. And God called the Sacrament Program Paper, and the Meeting he called Church. And the morning and the evening were the first day.