Congratulations! We saw your profile on Linkedin and were impressed with your amazing skill in writing sacrament programs that bring clarity into people’s sacrament meeting experience. Due to your exceptional skill, we are extending you an invitation to join SPEWS, the Sacrament Program Exceptional Writer Society, an exclusive club of elite sacrament program artists. To complete your membership please remit $300 and a short biography that will appear in the next edition of the SPEWS News letter. Please make sure that your biography rhymes, since that is this month’s theme. Iambic pentameter is optional but recommended.