Though he’s trying to keep it quiet, I have it on good authority that Paul McCartney was baptized after being visited by John Lennon in a dream. Now he’s being called as the choir director in his home ward of Spraratoga Sings. In honor of the occasion he has also written the following song. Unfortunately, I don’t have the music to accompany it.

Hey, Jesus, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jesus, don’t be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain, hey, Jesus, refrain
Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Hey, Jesus, don’t let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jesus, begin
You’re waiting for someone to perform with
And don’t you know that it’s just you, hey, Jesus, you’ll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, yeah

Hey, Jesus, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you’ll begin to make it

Better, better, better, better, better, better, oh
Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, Jesus
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, Jesus

At this point I stopped copying because he was just scribbling the same thing over and over. I think his pen was malfunctioning or something.