Recent research has confirmed the old adage “A CV on SP will make you VP”. A résumé (known as Curriculum Vita in Europe) that is printed on an old Sacrament Program leads to 45% more interviews and 62% more job offers. This is even more pronounced, rising to 58% and 67% respectively, when applying for jobs in upper management. It also leads to a 7.4% higher initial salary or wage. So make sure you save your old Sacrament Programs for when you get laid off. Research is ongoing about the effects of using Sacrament Programs for your weekly status report to your boss.