I hope you’re all looking forward to our festive, limited edition Sacrament Programs, made from sweet smelling evergreen needles. If you hold your phone close to your nose (but not too close—the aroma can be rather strong), close your eyes, and inhale slowly you should be able to smell the electrons which have been sustainably harvested from genuine Utah pine trees. The paper programs were made from fir trees from the Pacific Northwest, and will smelly slightly different. The Zoom meeting still uses Eucalyptus electrons, sorry. Please let church headquarters know which scent you prefer so that next year we can source both of them from the same place.