With spring in the air, the following have been popping up on the young single adult church bulletin board:

Looking for love? My advice for everyone this spring is to not take a shower for several days, then go down to Utah Lake. Walk around in the shallows, splashing a bit just for fun. It’s a great way to meet smiling people of all different types.

@larry_the_crocodile97

Please be wary of such scams! It’s unlikely he is looking for love. He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin. Sacrament programs, when perused correctly, do serve as crocodile repellent, but are only CPF 20. You really should be using something stronger in the crocodile-infested waters of Utah Lake.